About Me – A Few Favorite Quotes

“I can’t enjoy anything, you know, unless everyone else is. If one guy is starving someplace, it puts a crimp in my evening.”
Woody Allen, Annie Hall

“Let’s hope God grades on a bell curve.”
Me

“I want my 2 dollars!”
The paperboy in Better Off Dead

“I wouldn’t wanna belong to any club they’d let me into.”
Groucho Marx

“But if I don’t finish my food, we’ll put it in the trash and the poor people can eat it.”
Me, at 8 years old trying to convince my parents why I shouldn’t finish my food for the starving people in Africa.